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Introduction by Global Domination

01/01/06  ||  Global Domination

We even have our own, luxurious, rating-system for the reviews that we do.

And it goes like this;

1 – “St. Anger” by Metallica. Yeah, it’s that hideous.
2 – Vagina. Bad, bad vagina.
3 – Terrible. Very terrible, but with a good riff or 2. Maybe.
4 – Mediocre, at fucken best.
5 – Not completely shit and we dig some of it.
6 – Above the shit-level, but not too impressive after all.
7 – A good album that we all heard before though.
8 – Now this is a fucken good score, bitch.
9 – Incredibly fucken close to fucken perfection.
10 – Global Domination. Penis. Touchdown. Perfection.

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