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Audio autopsy

Welcome to Audio Fucken Autopsy, retards!

01/01/06  ||  Global Domination

This is the section where some of us will write some short sentences about new/pretty new albums, and give them a score from 1-10. With some math we will even be able to calculate what album got the best average. And the album with the best average score actually… can you figure this out? No? It wins the Global Domination Metal Stanley Cup of the month it’s featured in! Really! Woo!

The number of albums may vary, but that’s none of your fucken business. We choose ourselves what we wanna use, but records sent to us by labels naturally may get a spot here first. If we can remember it that is. So, you disagree with how we rated your fave album?

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Audio Autopsy goes up the 1st of each month, no matter what day it is.

We were clever enough to copy the rating system we use for the regular reviews:

1 – “St. Anger” by Metallica. Yeah, it’s that hideous.
2 – Vagina. Bad, bad vagina.
3 – Terrible. Very terrible, but with a good riff or 2. Maybe.
4 – Mediocre, at fucken best.
5 – Not completely shit and we dig some of it.
6 – Above the shit-level, but not too impressive after all.
7 – A good album that we all heard before though.
8 – Now this is a fucken good score, bitch.
9 – Incredibly fucken close to fucken perfection.
10 – Global Domination. Penis. Touchdown. Perfection.

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