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Editorial

2010 and Global fucken Domination is still here, you penis!

We might not be the biggest thing on the Internet, but we are very content with knowing we are the best.

Much welcome to the only metal site you need. We are the rulers. The hair on yer balls. The essence of everything excellent. Entertainers De Luxe. We have dominated the Internet for shitloads of years now and see no reason why we wouldn’t continue to do so for the next hundred years as well. We’re growing stronger and more awesome every day.

First, there’s an info section to the top-right, check that out, bitch. Also, bookmark us, spread the word and come back often. Why? Becoz what we write is The Law and we have updates every day of the week, from Monday to Friday. That, and becoz we fucken rule all shit.

If you submit demos and albums to us, know that it will take a few weeks (up to a month at times) before you’ll see it reviewed at the site. Simply because we are so fantastic at writing we have updates covered that far into the future. You could say we are The Future. Hell, you can even call us the gold medalists if you like. In the Special Olympics.

As of early August, 2009, we have destroyed, erased and improved our fantastic scoring system. You will love that shit as well.

One last thing: make sure not to miss out on all the fan-fucken-tastic forums that we host. You can read all the band forums as well as the Global Domination Area (where people discuss the updates and other shit about the site) without registering, but if you wanna take part in all the forums (and would like to post), registration is required.

Enjoy yer stay.

Or we’ll punch you in the cunt.

/ Lord K. Philipson, Muthafucken Chief and owner of Global Domination.

Interviews

John Murphy - For Ruin

“Why would I do such a fucking stupid thing to a monument of a legend?”

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Reviews

Dead Congregation: Purifying consecrated ground

These guys won’ rip you off; they’ll just rip you a new one…

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Runemagick: Voyage to desolation/Dawn of the end

My asscheeks have returned to their normal, clenched-against-intruders position.

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Death: Scream bloody gore

For every single flaw here, there’s another strength to make up for it, and ultimately, “Scream bloody gore” emerges as a rough start for one of the greatest metal bands of all time, but still a pretty good one, in the end.

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Broken Hope: Grotesque blessings

Production ain’t helping – it is the flattest, driest thing I’ve seen since I made the mistake of turning the light on once I got done with your sister.

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Class 6(66)

Death: Individual thought patterns

While many people say this album’s predecessor “Human” is the most influential release by Death I think “Individual Thought Patterns” is the bands most complete record featuring an unmatched line-up, diverse and creative songs, and a style that perfectly blends the aggression of early records with the progressive elements that would define the rest of Death’s incredible and unmatched career.

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Best of

GD's verdicts - Best of 2009

GD picks the best albums of 2009.

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GD's verdicts - Best of 2008

GD picks the best albums of 2008.

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GD's verdicts - Best of 2007

GD picks the best albums of 2007.

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Audio autopsy

This is the place where some of us will write some short sentences about various albums, and give them a score from 1-10. The number of albums may vary, and we choose ourselves what we wanna use. Records sent to us by labels might naturally get a spot here first.

Latest addition
Audio Autopsy: March 2010

Demons

Intervention: Words of violence

They got themselves a great bass sound though. That’s a start.

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Top 10 -lists

GD's Top 10 Nerdiest Bands
GD's Top 10 Best Growlers
GD's Top Ten Classic Metal Fuck-Up Albums
GD's Top 10 Worst Vocalists In Metal
GD's Top 10 Hottest Ladies In Metal
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Witnessed

Arch Enemy, Exodus, Arsis, Mutiny Within, 2010-01-20
Municipal Waste, Victims, Reproach, 2010-01-21
Isis, 2009-11-22
Gojira, 2009-09-22
Down, 2009-09-11
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