Editorial
2010 and Global fucken Domination is still here, you penis!
We might not be the biggest thing on the Internet, but we are very content with knowing we are the best.
Much welcome to the only metal site you need. We are the rulers. The hair on yer balls. The essence of everything excellent. Entertainers De Luxe. We have dominated the Internet for shitloads of years now and see no reason why we wouldn’t continue to do so for the next hundred years as well. We’re growing stronger and more awesome every day.
First, there’s an info section to the top-right, check that out, bitch. Also, bookmark us, spread the word and come back often. Why? Becoz what we write is The Law and we have updates every day of the week, from Monday to Friday. That, and becoz we fucken rule all shit.
If you submit demos and albums to us, know that it will take a few weeks (up to a month at times) before you’ll see it reviewed at the site. Simply because we are so fantastic at writing we have updates covered that far into the future. You could say we are The Future. Hell, you can even call us the gold medalists if you like. In the Special Olympics.
As of early August, 2009, we have destroyed, erased and improved our fantastic scoring system. You will love that shit as well.
One last thing: make sure not to miss out on all the fan-fucken-tastic forums that we host. You can read all the band forums as well as the Global Domination Area (where people discuss the updates and other shit about the site) without registering, but if you wanna take part in all the forums (and would like to post), registration is required.
Enjoy yer stay.
Or we’ll punch you in the cunt.
/ Lord K. Philipson, Muthafucken Chief and owner of Global Domination.
Interviews
Trident - Alex Friberg
“-We have all chose to walk the left hand path so we wanted a name who symbolized our belief and a name which is powerful. We are warriors allied with Lucifer and we are going to march with him and the legions of the black light into Armageddon and the war against Christianity!”
Reviews
Def Leppard: High'n'dry
“High’n‘dry” is definitely a record to drink lots of shitty beer to and have a group vomiting sessions with your best mates.
Metallica: Garage Inc.
At least the band could still make other people’s material sound good, and in the process, showed those n00bs in Slayer what a real cover album sounds like.
Dyrathor: Sacred walcraft of Hel
There are 4000 bands like this playing gigs in mainland Europe that have exactly as much appeal as this band does (close to zero) and as much originality (close to zero), or as much innovation (fucken below zero).
A Forest Of Stars: Opportunistic thieves of spring
They are called… A Forest Of Stars. Guys, help me out here. A Forest Of Stars?
Class 6(66)
Pestilence: Consuming impulse - Reply
Best of
Top 30 albums from 2000-2009: MikzorTheFirst
MikzorTheFirst’s Top 30 albums from 2000-2009.
Top 30 albums from 2000-2009: Revenant
Revenant’s Top 30 albums from 2000-2009.
Top 30 albums from 2000-2009: Smalley
Smalley’s Top 30 albums from 2000-2009.
Audio autopsy
This is the place where some of us will write some short sentences about various albums, and give them a score from 1-10. The number of albums may vary, and we choose ourselves what we wanna use. Records sent to us by labels might naturally get a spot here first.
- Latest addition
- Audio Autopsy - September 2010
Demons
Haiduk: Plagueswept
“Hello Global Domination, my name is Milan Hejduk and I used to play hockey. Now I decided hockey is not tr00 or kvlt so I had to start up a “band” and give it a suitable moniker: HAIDUK.”
Lists of Domination
- GD's Top 100 Most Dominating Albums From 2000-2009 (10-1)
- GD's Top 100 Most Dominating Albums From 2000-2009 (20-11)
- GD's Top 100 Most Dominating Albums From 2000-2009 (30-21)
- GD's Top 100 Most Dominating Albums From 2000-2009 (40-31)
- GD's Top 100 Most Dominating Albums From 2000-2009 (50-41)
- more
Witnessed
- Wacken Open Air 2010, Germany: Day 1
- Graspop 2010, Belgium: Day 3
- Graspop 2010, Belgium: Day 2
- Graspop 2010, Belgium: Day 1
- Dog Eat Dog: 2010-07-30
- more