Editorial
2009 and Global fucken Domination is still here, you penis!
Much welcome to the only metal site you need. We are the rulers. The hair on yer balls. The essence of everything excellent. Entertainers De Luxe.
We have dominated the internet for over five years now and see no reason why we wouldn’t continue doing so for the next five years as well. We’re growing stronger and more awesome every day.
We might not be the biggest thing on the internet, but we are very content with knowing we are the best.
First, there’s an info-section to the top-right, check that out, bitch. Also, bookmark us, spread the word and come back often. Why? Becoz what we write is The Law and we have updates every day of the week, from Monday to Friday. That, and becoz we fucken rule all shit.
NOTE: If you submit demos and albums to us, know that it will take a few weeks (up to a month at times) before you’ll see it reviewed at the site. Simply because we are so fantastic at writing we have updates covered that far into the future. You could say we are The Future. Hell, you can even call us the gold medallists if you like. In the Special Olympics.
One last thing: make sure not to miss out on all the fan-fucken-tastic forums that we host. You can read all the band forums as well as the Global Domination Area (where people discuss the updates and other shit about the site) without registering, but if you wanna take part in all the forums (and would like to post), registration is required.
Enjoy yer stay.
Or we’ll punch you in the cunt.
Interviews
Thanatos - Stefan Gebédi
“And after shooting them in the face, torture them again. Haha! Then, finally, desecrate their corpses by shitting on their faces…”
Reviews
Cryptic Tales: VII dogmata of mercy
Houston, we have a problem… And it doesn’t involve rockets, Tom Hanks or Bill Steer.
Vemoth: The upcoming end
This is a really solid release by a band that’s tighter than a constipated nun’s sphincter and knows what it wants to do and how to do it.
Ministry: The mind is a terrible thing to taste
Al Jourgensen finally managed to achieve, if but briefly, an almost perfect balance between the electronic music he started out with, and the heavy metal he was heading towards, with 1989’s “The mind is a terrible thing to taste”.
Moderat Likvidation: Mammutation
If you know what hardcore punk is and if you like hardcore punk in its most trad form, Moderat Likvidation will send you to moshing heaven for almost thirty minutes.
Class 6(66)
Nuclear Assault: Handle with care
Regardless of how terrible the rest of this band’s output is, at least they can rest easy knowing they made a thrash masterpiece.
Audio autopsy
This is the place where some of us will write some short sentences about various albums, and give them a score from 1-10. The number of albums may vary, and we choose ourselves what we wanna use. Records sent to us by labels might naturally get a spot here first.
- Latest addition
- Audio Autopsy - July 2009
Witnessed
- Opeth, Enslaved: 2009-05-27
- AC/DC “Black Ice” tour 2009
- Soaphammer: 2009-21-04
- Metallica, Megadeth - 2007
- Van Halen, 2008 (reunion)
- more
Best of
GD's verdicts - Best of 2008
GD picks the best albums of 2008.
GD's verdicts - Best of 2007
GD picks the best albums of 2007.
GD's verdicts - Best of 2006
GD picks the best albums of 2006.